Ode To Weirdly Young Girlfriends
this is a poem and its full title is Someone On Hinge Told Me I Seemed Like The Type To Be Someone’s Weirdly Young Girlfriend And I Didn’t Disagree But I Did Unmatch [version 2]
one day i will be clouted enough that someone will want to get close to me in hopes of using that clout but will get to know me & in the process fall in love with me. ill go to the reading. young. endearingly overdressed & talking with my bottom teeth. i’ll make sure he’s looking at my legs because face card sometimes be getting flagged for fraudulent purchases.
in a semi nurturing way he’ll say ‘u should read something.’ ill be bashful & laugh through it. realizing my untapped almost virginal potential, they’ll fall in love. his friends will see him looking at me & laugh. ‘you picked a good one.’
with my pants off in a surprisingly innocent way that makes me realize it wasn’t too long ago i was a college girl in a dorm, i think of you. you jacking off to asian girl porn. you looking up ‘goth filipina gets pounded by quirked up white boy.’ i engineer my own hope. you’re gonna jack off to me so much you feel guilty. you’re gonna wanna take care of me so bad it makes you feel even worse about jorking it to my face.