reviews for everyone’s sober girlfriend
“i read izzy’s substack and it felt like a kiss”
– alyssa
“Izzy recounts her thoughts with an unvarnished honesty that is endearing. She’s the Dunham of character examinations and the Bourdain of the downtown scene.”
– devin williams of wishlist
“Izzy Capulong is my Carrie Bradshaw. I read this substack religiously. Obsessed with the prose and the hedonism.”
– cam of litterbug
“one of the best poets here and i’ve been coming here for 12 years”
– a really good poet i met at an open mic
“izzy writes poetry like she’s trying to get famous on tiktok or sex worker instagram”
– someone trying to talk shit
“she’s really pretty”
– girl in the front row whispering to her friend
“exudes sex”
– girl at karaoke
“antichrist blasphemer”
– guy in my comments after i made a hawk tuah joke
“one of the greatest bisexuals ever”
– my buddy matt
about me
multiple create mode content violations on instagram (one step below the cia’s award for best journalist")
gordon raphael once addressed me as “poet”
my name was on the flyer for a bunch of readings in new york
