everyone's sober girlfriend

I Am No Longer A Poet I Am Everyone’s Baby

i spent 23 cosplaying being someone’s and became pole sisters with all of new york.

May 1 • izzy

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March 2026

Girlfriend Encounters: Guy On Train #1

definitely true love story, one of many

Mar 31 • izzy

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January 2026

Notes From The Line: NYFW SS26

being beautiful keeps me paid. being clout adjacent keeps me fed. i sleep with a stranger under the hotel bed of another stranger. “i am so famous…

Jan 18 • izzy

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October 2025

When I Said “I Can See Me In Your Eyes” You Said “I Can See Me In Your Blog”

25 days worth of friends, lovers, people who don't know which one i am, and people who couldn't care less.

Oct 23, 2025 • izzy

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August 2025

Normal Girl Posting

some of us are born to be chic on instagram. some of us are doomed to write about it.

Aug 28, 2025 • izzy

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Not Running Into You

if i have nothing to say to you, that’s the same as having everything to say to you.

Aug 1, 2025 • izzy

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July 2025

The Second Or Third Boy I Might’ve Ever Loved

he left me four years ago today. i spent the summer staring at the moon through the gap between his glances and his face.

Jul 25, 2025 • izzy

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Every Boy Wants A Girl They Can Hold In One Hand

i want to be thin enough to disappear but not small enough to be abandoned.

Jul 18, 2025 • izzy

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June 2025

I Want You To (Fill In The Blank)

before anything i am a girl

Jun 30, 2025 • izzy

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The Whole World Is My Phone: How To Write A Diary When Nothing Ever Happens

every day is history all i can do is shitpost about it

Jun 26, 2025 • izzy

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Turning Pretty Made Me A Bad Feminist: Forcing Sex To Do The Work Of Love

beauty won’t save you but it feels sooooo good. there’s soft power in being a pretty girl if you’re ok being a piece of meat.

Jun 9, 2025 • izzy

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I Can't Force You To Love Me But Dystopia Might

in my wildest dreams we’re forced to forgive each other

Jun 1, 2025 • izzy

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